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James Bond without an insane super villain to fight against is basically just a suave, womanizing douchebag. To ensure an endless supply of bond villains weve built the Bond Villian Generator.

Guy Fieri has a killer time raging out rockin food at his awesome Bro-staurant. Now you can totally jam out food just like him with the Guy Fieri Restaurant Menu Generator.

Halloween costume ideas dont always just jump out at you like an overzealous haunted house worker. Sometimes you need a little Halloween help. Look no further.

Manti Teos fake girlfriend has been all over the news and we figured there are plenty of guys out there who have become interested creating their own fake girlfriends.

Given our hunger for more and more everyday shmoes pretending to be real in front of cameras and millions of people, we offer the Reality Show Generator.

Polishing off a new resume? Heading out on a speaking tour? Registering at a dating site? Well then you need a dynamic and interesting personal bio.

Be as funky and obtuse as Beck himself. Just keep clicking the button and reading the lyrics as they come up. After three minutes youll have a song.

Books about business sell like hotcakes despite the fact that many of them recycle the same tired concepts with a snappy title and a slightly different spin. Now its time to take your turn on the New York Times Best Seller list.

Generate your own Misfit Toys! There were more misfit toys on the Island of Misfit Toys than the ones you saw in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Generate hundreds of plot ideas for your next book, short story, screenplay, etc.? Dont let writers block stand in the way of your next masterwork.

Unleash your inner poet. Just click the Haiku Generator button and get ready to tell people they can read whatever they want into your poem. It lives its own life and can mean many things. Yeah.

Generate new ways to bring the pain. Generator Land is not responsible for any damages resulting from you being stupid enough to actually attempt any of them.

Glance at enough microbrew labels and youll start to wonder what the brewers were smoking (or drinking) when they came up with the name on the label. Or maybe they just used our Beer Name Generator.

It seems the NCAA adds a few new bowl games every year. In a few more years every college football team will play in a bowl. Lets get ready…

World of Warcraft (WoW) Name Generator

Generate an awesome name for your WoW character! Look no further than our World of Warcraft Name Generator. Click the button until you have a name that will strike fear into the hearts of your opponents.

Its time to light up your next meal with a tongue-searing, throat melting, stomach boiling sauce full of fire and bad intentions. Plus, you get to name it.

Having trouble naming your thoroughbred or need an appellation for your fine filly? The Horse Name Generator will generate a name that will always win by a nose.

Sometimes the banalities of life just dont make for solid Twitter or Facebook status updates. Add a little mystery and confusion with the Twitter Status Generator.

Its never too late to launch a scathing assault on your political opponent. Whether youre a republican, democrat or independent, throw truth, decorum, and common decency out the window and generate your attack with this handy tool.

Confucius quotes are full of wisdom and lessons, which you wont find here. However you can generate something Confucius drunken idiot brother might say instead. Because a fool can enslave a camel but must always lay with a canary.

With Web 2.0 came a flood of people whose titles sounded more like whimsical forest spirits than business people. Business cards became cool again and now it seems theres competition for bizarre job titles.

Its time to head out on the highway with your new bike and a bunch of foul-mouthed friends with an appetite for the road. You need an asphalt-chewing, 70s rock-listening, name that will induce fear into the general public and make Johnny Law think twice about messing with you.

You wept when the Sopranos ended. Youve Seen all the Godfather movies, even the third one, a hundred times. Now you want in. You want to get made. Why not start with a good mob name? Were here to offer you a name you cant refuse.

Why waste valuable brain cells coming up with a unique screen name when Generator Lands Screen Name Generator can do it for you with the push of a button?

The press has been having a field day with President Obamas name (Obamanomics? Obamanation?) so we figured wed just get all the derivations of Obama out there all at once and be done with it. Click the button until youve seen em all.

If youve decided to slap on the makeup, pop on the nose, and unleash your inner clown on an unsuspecting world, were here to help you get off on the right (giant) foot with a scary clown name.

Mmmm. Salty, crispy, fried, snacks in greasy foil and plastic bags. Somewhere a marketing goon at Frito-Lay is thinking up the next iteration of the chip or the puff but in the meantime, you can easily create your own with the Snack-O-Matic.

If your favorite soap is running a little tired, feel free to try ours. The Soap Digest Generator takes the hassle out of watching hours of dialogue by sticking to the important part, the recap.

Celebrities are misunderstood. If you had all their money, attention, and fame, wouldnt you go off the deep end once in a while? Sure you would! Now you can enjoy the foibles and poor decisions of todays young female celebrities at lightspeed by creating your own headlines. Perez Hilton eat your heart out.

You see signs for them on the highway and in the real estate classifieds: bucolic-sounding paradises where the McMansions are comfortingly similar and people with better lives live in a placid coma state. Create your own with the push of a button.

Did you know theres such a thing as Olympic Trampoline? Well there is. And that leads us to wonder what else might qualify as an Olympic Event. Heres your chance to find out.

Why should the people with all the talent, charisma, and good looks always get to be Super heroes? You could be a Super hero, hellz yeah! You just need a good name. Click the shiny red button until you find a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies.

What happens when you randomly mash up TV Show Titles? You get things like Hardy Strokes and The Wind in the Mother. Help us find more ridiculous TV Show Title Mashups.

With the TV Show Pitch Generator you can generate hundreds of original TV show ideas, starring actors that a rational person would never yolk together. All ideas suitable for pitching to addle-minded TV network executives.

The scourge of Catholic schools and students knuckles everywhere, our blessed ladies in black an white are always there, lurking, waiting for you to utter a profanity or take the Lords name in vain. Prepare for judgement day with your own personal nun.

Looking for a unique name for your video game avatar, fictional character or child? Look no further than our name generator. Click the button until you get a winner.

The hallmark of Smalltown, USA is the local newspaper, dishing out harmless gossip and questionable behavior in equal doses. Since news just doesnt happen fast enough in these noble little acres of Americana, we thought wed come up with a way to generate their quaint headlines a little faster.

When things go horribly wrong, your best bet is to find legal counsel pronto. Wed like to refer you to one of the many fine law firms weve retained here at Generator Land. Theyre sharks we tells ya. Sharks!

The Joke Opening Generator gives you a creative joke opener without the fuss of having to remember the punchline. Thats right, you cant get these jokes wrong!

Are you the next John Carpenter or George Romero? Probably not, but you can at least come up with a great horror movie title thanks to The Horror Movie Title Generator. Try not to scare yourself silly.

Your future may be written in the stars, but more likely its just a bunch of random crap. To that end, we present The Horoscope Generator which creates a personalized horoscope just for you. Probably.

Get your hippie name, turn on the black lights at the commune and devote your life to love, grass, and the pursuit of more grass. Also make sure not to let the man bring you down.

Todays hip, modern Greek gods need new domains. War, love, the sea are just so 400 B.C. Create a new Greek God that can help with something relevant. Like the doing laundry or coming up with parking meter change.

Generate a great fantasy team name in seconds. Whether its Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Football, or Fantasy Curling, you cant win without a snappy team name.

You dont have to keep it real to have a fresh gangsta name. In fact, you just have to click a button. Dont thank us, just grab yourself, get angry, and start asking people if they know what youre sayin. Its all good.

Whether your finer than a frog hair split four ways or as slippery as snot on a glass doorknob, you can learn a thing or three from the homespun sayings born down south. Or you can make up your own with the Southern Sayings Generator.

One day theyll have a pill for everything. To keep up with the unending demand for pharmaceuticals weve developed the New Drug Generator, which not only provides you with a cure, but also a disease and the requisite side-effects. You dont look so good. Start clicking.

Theres a bad elf in every bunch. His toys dont look quite right, he gives off an odd, musky scent, and he never looks directly at you. Its as if hes looking right through your forehead into your brain. Best to stay away.

Every willy needs a name, but sometimes its hard to find a name that will stand out. The Willy Name Generator can help you label your appendage with aplomb.

Some cover songs have become classics — often because of the unexpected mash-up of song and artist. Think Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley, or Billie Jean by Chr

You are of the earth. You walk with the bear and swim with the fish. You must have an Indian name as soon a possible. Now you can! Just click until you feel ready for a spirit quest.

Theres no shortage of creativity in the U.K. when it comes to naming their hamlets, towns, and parishes. Heres your chance to create a brilliant town name and give them a run for their euros. Youll

Most people have heard of sex acts like The Cleveland Steamer or the Hot Carl. Theyre sexual chestnuts from the sick and wrong school of comedy. Now you can create your own.

Make a name for yourself at your local bar, club, or wedding reception by asking for a drink the bartenders never heard of. Mix and match alcohol and give it a memorable name.

Go goth or die. Play fast or perish. Name your Death Metal Band with our Death Metal Band Name Generator and be ready to destroy all stupid enough to oppose you!

Are you an expectant celebrity or simply hate your unborn child? Then try out our Celebrity Baby Name Generator and fit your spawn with a moniker that will have them in counseling by age 5.

Have you ever wondered how the chefs in those fancy restaurants can keep coming up with such frou frou-sounding menu items like Trundled Duck Confit with a Gorgonzola Reduction? Heres your answer.

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To that end, please keep making great generators, share them and tell everyone you know to come visit Generatorland.